After Doing A Wander Through The Oscar Nominations...

The "Teacher of the Career Reimaging Class of '06" Award Goes To: Michelle Williams, BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN (Best Supporting Actress)

The "We'll Make Up For Not Nominating You Last Year By Giving You The Win Now" Award Goes To: Paul Giamatti, CINDERELLA MAN (Best Supporting Actor)

The "Major Nominee Consolation Prize" Award Goes To: George Clooney and Grant Heslov, GOOD NIGHT AND GOOD LUCK (Best Original Screenplay)

The "Song Title You Never Thought You'd Hear In Conjunction With The Oscars" Award Goes To: "Hard Out Here for a Pimp", HUSTLE AND FLOW (Best Original Song)

The "Michael Moore aka Can't Wait For The Acceptance Speech If They Win" Award Goes To: PARADISE NOW (Best Foreign Film - Palestine) or ENRON: THE SMARTEST GUYS IN THE ROOM (Best Documentary)

The "Does He Really Need To Be Nominated Twice... In The Same Category?!" Award Goes To: John Williams, MUNICH and MEMOIRS OF A GEISHA (Best Original Score)

The "Major Nominee Consolation Prize Pt. 2 aka 'It Depends On Who We Decide To Throw The Bone To" Award Goes To: Paul Haggis and Robert Moresco, CRASH (Best Original Screenplay)

The "Nominee For A Film That Many People Didn't Even Know Existed" Award Goes To: Amy Adams, JUNEBUG (Best Supporting Actress)

The "Slightly Creepy Nominee List For What Most Consider A Children's Genre" Award Goes To: WALLACE & GROMETT: THE CURSE OF THE WERE-RABBIT, THE CORPSE BRIDE, HOWL'S MOVING CASTLE (Best Animated Feature)